If you have stumbled upon this message, know that it's not for you. Unless you are a ninja-unicorn-spy-bookie. If so, please continue reading. [insert your identity], you have been chosen to be selectively to join in [insert something smancy].
WELCOME TO [insert something smancy]! I hope you a pleasurable time...but I beware you of [insert dangerous things], not to mention...the luring of [insert name of a bookboyfriend]. Please be careful! In [insert something smancy], you shall find that it's [insert adjective(s)] and also very peculiar.
I hope you watch your step, [insert your identity]. Because you might just need to use that [insert weapon name] you have...
[insert something] UNITE!
- copy and paste this letter in the comments or in a repost
- if repost, please leave link, please!
- insert the correct terms in the places with brackets--> [----]
- unleash your inner craziness!
- HAVE FUN!