Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Buttons vs. Metal Snaps

Who invented Buttons? Who invented Snaps? I'm thinking Levi did Buttons and Snaps where those catchy people who did 'Clap on! Clap off!' people. Or whoever really did it's a great invention. Like the lightbulb. 
Lightbulb....  

Anyways, I was thinking that I prefer snaps over buttons because you just snap not struggle and tuck it through the hole that sometimes isn't very big to begin with! But you know what's better?! 

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But, seriously, I feel that zippers suck if they are terrible. Especially when you want to get your jacket off or your pants off and, and, and, (TELL US ALREADY!!!!!) it gets stuck and it gets broken. Yeah, well, sucks for you!!! Muhahaha! No, you can't get your pants off you won't go go when you need to go go. That follows to.... BELTS!!!!

Belts are very useful. They keep your pants up so people don't see your boxers that say I <3 Mommy and below in smaller type Mommy's Boy :)  Or those embarrassing underwear that you had to wear because you ran out of your others. Yeah, that helps. But be cautious that if you don't function well with belts and well, yeah, restroom, yeah, you get the flow. But some could be really awesome looking!!! 



Anyways, I just wanted to say that because you just have to thank them for those "One-Size-Fit-All" pants or those elastic ones or those comfy yoga pants are those ones with buttons and zippers combined! Without them, we would living off on little drapes of clothing and not advanced to colorful Macy clothes and what not. So this post is a salute to inventors across the globe. Thank you for everything, your inventions was greatly needed. 


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“The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits." 
Albert Einstein

"One person's craziness is another person's reality." -Tim Burton                                                                             

"Be the change you want to see in the world."      - Mahatma Ghandi 

“Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do." ― Apple Inc.
               

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